Sunday, November 2, 2008

A Public Service


So I joined Yelp. This make me a "Yelper". I'm not pleased about this, but what can you do?

I figure, as long as I'm doing the blog, might as well run some more condensed versions, one per studio, kind of get a few reviews out to the public and everything.

So there you go. If you are at all curious, I put a little gadget on the side bar that links to the reviews. The "5 star" system has never seemed quite complete to me, so I will use the Bananasana(copyright 2009) method of:

SPA FACTOR:
MYSTIC CHANTING FACTOR:
TEACHER QUALITY:
SLACKER DEAL:
FAIR WARNING:

The first 3 categories will give a level ( low, moderate, high), the 4th will tell you what the introductory deal is, and the last is, well, just something you may want to know before you get to the studio.

And so there you have it.

3 comments:

Kolyan said...

There's a joke in there somewhere about how you've always been "yelper". I'm still working on it though.

Bananasana said...

For those of you unfamiliar, the above comment was left by my older brother, a major cause of my "yelping" in my youth. Beat you to the punch, bro.

Snotty McSnotterson said...

NICE. I have a brother like that. I started with Yelp and it's been hard to sustain, because Yelpers are all freaking crazy. Instead of having a blog, they have a Yelp page, and they're all VERY SERIOUS about it. I just can't compete.